Dobber’s Band-Aid Boys – 2019 Edition
Dobber
2019-07-30
Dobber's Band-Aid Boys – 2019 edition! Which players are at risk to hurt your fantasy team by missing games?
You've heard me talk about 'em. You've often wondered if I just pull them out of a hat (or perhaps a certain body oriface). Nope. I get 'em off this list. A DobberHockey staple since 2005.
Definition of "Certified": The player is virtually guaranteed to miss games and is a significant risk to miss 12 or more in a given season.
Definition of "Trainee": The player has shown signs that he could become Certified. He is probably going to miss six or seven games in the coming season and has some risk of suffering an injury that will cost him 12 or more.
The rule of thumb – if you ever manage to acquire, accidentally or otherwise – a member of the executive committee or a Certified Band-Aid Boy, get them off your team when you can. Although they may have fantasy value, they are probably not worth the headache (no pun intended) if you can acquire a player of equal value who is not on this list. If you acquire any Certified Band-Aid Boy for the price of them as if they play 65 games, then that works – just don't overpay and expect a full season out of them.
If you acquire a Band-Aid Boy Trainee, then keeping this player should be okay…but too many of them on your team could (will?) be trouble. It is possible to go from "certified" back to "trainee", or from "trainee" right off of this list. But poolies need to see some stability in games played – often one healthy season isn't enough to clean the slate.
Executive
President, CEO – Kris Letang
Executive Vice President – Mike Green
Band-Aid Boy Hall of Fame
Mario Lemieux, Alexei Zhamnov, Eric Daze
Ziggy Palffy, Eric Lindros, Dominik Hasek
Peter Forsberg, Pavel Bure, Rick DiPietro
Peter Mueller, Sheldon Souray, Martin Havlat
Ales Hemsky, Joffrey Lupul, Rick Nash
(Note – this is strictly for guidance in fantasy hockey, and having a little fun with it. This list is not meant to belittle the seriousness of a player's injury problems, nor is it meant to punish a player for 'playing hard' and being a 'warrior' on the ice. It is what it is – a list of players who are at greater risk of missing games. "How" they miss those games matters little in fantasy hockey. In other words, this list is meant to be used as a tool to help your run your fantasy team, not to as an insult to anyone)
Certified Band-Aid Boys: | ||||
Alex Galchenyuk | Frank Vatrano | Mike Smith | ||
Alexander Edler | Jaden Schwartz | Mikko Koivu | ||
Alexander Steen | Jake McCabe | Nick Bjugstad | ||
Andrej Sekera | James Neal | Niklas Kronwall | ||
Andrew Shaw | James Reimer | Olli Maatta | ||
Antoine Roussel | Jared Spurgeon | Ondrej Kase | ||
Antti Raanta | Jaroslav Halak | Ondrej Palat | ||
Artem Anisimov | Jason Spezza | Oscar Klefbom | ||
Bobby Ryan | Jimmy Howard | Patric Hornqvist | ||
Brandon Dubinsky | John Gibson | Patrice Bergeron | ||
Brandon Sutter | Jonathan Quick | Patrick Eaves | ||
Brian Elliott | Jordan Staal | Paul Stastny | ||
Bryan Rust | Josh Leivo | Robby Fabbri | ||
Cam Fowler | JT Compher | Ryan Ellis | ||
Colin Wilson | Justin Schultz | Ryan Kesler | ||
Corey Crawford | Kevin Shattenkirk | Ryan Murray | ||
Corey Perry | Kris Letang | Sami Vatanen | ||
Cory Schneider | Kyle Okposo | Semyon Varlamov | ||
David Krejci | Mark Stone | Sergei Bobrovsky | ||
Drake Caggiula | Martin Hanzal | Shea Weber | ||
Drew Stafford | Mathieu Perreault | Sven Baertschi | ||
Erik Haula | Matt Murray | Taylor Hall | ||
Erik Johnson | Max Pacioretty | TJ Oshie | ||
Evander Kane | Michael Del Zotto | Tomas Hertl | ||
Evgeni Malkin | Michael Frolik | Tyler Ennis | ||
Charlie McAvoy | Michal Neuvirth | Vladimir Sobotka | ||
Casey Cizikas | Mike Green | Zach Parise |
Band-Aid Boy Trainees: | ||||
Aleksander Barkov
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Jack Eichel | Patrick Maroon | ||
Alexander Wennberg | Jake Gardiner | Pavel Buchnevich | ||
Andre Burakovsky | Jeff Carter | Pavel Zacha | ||
Andreas Athanasiou | Jesper Bratt | PK Subban | ||
Andrei Vasilevskiy | Joel Armia | Reilly Smith | ||
Anthony Mantha | Jonas Brodin | Rickard Rakell | ||
Auston Matthews | Jonathan Bernier | Robin Lehner | ||
Ben Bishop | Jonathan Toews | Ryan Getzlaf | ||
Brock Boeser | Joonas Donskoi | Ryan McDonagh | ||
Cam Ward | Josh Anderson | Ryan Nugent-Hopkins | ||
Carey Price | Kevin Hayes | Sam Gagner | ||
Carl Hagelin | Kyle Palmieri | Sean Couturier | ||
Chris Kreider | Kyle Turris | Steven Stamkos | ||
Colin White | Logan Couture | TJ Oshie | ||
Conor Sheary | Marcus Johansson | Torey Krug | ||
Craig Anderson | Mark Giordano | Travis Zajac | ||
David Backes | Mark Scheifele | Troy Terry | ||
David Perron | Markus Granlund | Tyler Johnson | ||
Dustin Byfuglien | Matthew Tkachuk | Tyler Myers | ||
Erik Karlsson | Micheal Ferland | Tyson Barrie | ||
Filip Forsberg | Mika Zibanejad | Victor Rask | ||
Hampus Lindholm | Nolan Patrick | Zach Aston-Reese |