The hockey world lost one of its pre-eminent iron men last week, as legendary goaltender Glenn Hall passed away at the age of 94. Known as "Mr. Goalie," Hall's career was defined by durability, toughness, and a level of endurance that feels unimaginable by modern standards.

In honour of Mr. Hall, this week's Top 10 looks back at the most unbreakable records in NHL history – feats that feel safely etched into the league's record books forever.

(Records current to the evening of January 10, 2025)

10. Most Career Penalty Minutes (Dave Williams, 3,966)

Williams spent more than two-and-a-half days of his life sitting in the penalty box, racking up 3,966 career penalty minutes. In today's NHL, where discipline is emphasized and fighting is relatively rare, Tiger Williams' sin bin record feels untouchable, and barring the NHL's return to total anarchy, his record will stand for eternity.

9. Fewest Wins in a Single Season (Washington Capitals, 8)

The 1974-75 Washington Capitals managed just eight wins over an 80-game season, finishing with the campaign with an abysmal 8-67-5 record (21 points). With modern parity, the salary cap, and improved organizational standards, it's highly improbable that any team will sink quite so low ever again.

8. Most Goals by a Rookie (Teemu Selanne, 76)

Teemu Selanne's rookie season remains one of the most explosive debuts the league has ever seen. His 76 goals in 1992-93 not only still stand as the rookie record, but are tied for the fifth-most goals in a single season in NHL history. With defensive systems tightening and ice time carefully managed, this record is safely out of reach.

7. Most Consecutive Stanley Cup Finals Appearances (Montreal Canadiens, 10)

From 1951 to 1960, the Montreal Canadiens appeared in ten consecutive Stanley Cup Finals. Since the record was set during the Original Six era, replicating anything close to this run in today's 32-team league feels next to impossible.

6. Oldest Player (Gordie Howe, 52 Years, 11 Days)

Gordie Howe skated in the NHL at an age when most players are decades removed from last playing the game. Retiring at 52 years and 11 days old, Howe's longevity remains unmatched. Given the league's torrid pace and excruciating physical demands, it'd be unthinkable for a 50-year-old to lace em' up in the NHL nowadays.

5. Most Stanley Cup Rings in a Lifetime (Jean Beliveau, 17)

Jean Beliveau captured the Stanley Cup an astonishing 17 times over his lifetime (ten as a player and seven as a member of Montreal's front office). Henri Richard's 11 Cups as a player deserves recognition as well, but Beliveau's total body of championship success is simply too outrageous to ignore.

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4. Most Assists in a Single Season (Wayne Gretzky, 163)

Wayne Gretzky's 163 assists in the 1985-86 season stand alone in NHL history. While Gretzky's records for most career assists (1,963) and points (2,857) (among countless other records) are equally unbreakable, this astonishing single-season feat epitomizes how The Great One earned his nickname.

3. Fastest Two Goals (Both Teams) (St. Louis Blues and Boston Bruins, Two Seconds)

On December 19, 1987, the Bruins and Blues combined to score two goals just two seconds apart. The sequence required a perfect storm of occurrences that feels nearly impossible to recreate – down 6-4 in the third period, the Bruins scored with 10 seconds remaining and the Blues iced the game into an open net immediately off the ensuing faceoff. While it's technically possible (albeit, exceedingly unlikely) to match this record, the likelihood of breaking it is next to none.

2. Fastest Hat Trick (Bill Mosianko, 21 Seconds)

In 1952, Bill Mosienko scored three goals in just 21 seconds, a brilliant blend of skill and fortune. Over 75 years later, no player has ever come remotely close to Mosianko's magic, and the circumstances required to beat it makes this record feel almost mythical.

1. Most Consecutive Complete Games Played by a Goaltender (Glenn Hall, 502 Games)

Glenn Hall played 502 consecutive complete games from October 1955 and November 1962, totaling over 30,000 minutes in goal (all without a mask). In an era of load management and goalie rotations, this record is completely unbreakable, and having lived to 94 years old, Mr. Goalie proved that his legendary endurance transcended the ice.

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