The Blockbuster

Chris Burns


The Blockbuster – It can mean the difference between fantasy hero and fantasy zero ? Or can it? It has been said that no matter how hot a woman is, there is some guy out there that is sick of putting up with her crap. The same holds true for our beloved fantasy ?studs?. At some point, each and every player in your league will find his way into a trade offer, and unlike the NHL, where the odd Yzerman will spend a career with one team, in fantasy there are no storybook endings.

Without getting into the arguments that the following statement inevitably brings, I would say that Ovechkin, Crosby, Brodeur, Kiprusoff, Luongo, & Thornton may be the only current stars that have the untouchable label pinned to their jerseys. However, in my keeper league, only Ovechkin and Crosby have not been traded in the last twelve months. Therefore I now delve into the intricacies of the blockbuster trade.

I remember exactly how I felt earlier this season when I sent Dany Heatley packing in a trade that fleurylanded me Marc Andre Fleury. In my on-going efforts to create an elite keeper 6-pack of young talent, I knew I needed to lock up a goaltender with great potential, and I also knew it was going to cost me something in return. It came down to St Louis or Heatley, and since I was the first to ever ?draft? little Marty in our league, therefore showing belief when nobody else would, I still hold onto a belief that he owes me something. I remember the minutes leading up to the trade and the absolute sickness I felt in the pit of my stomach when I actually thought about what I was considering. I also remember the surge of euphoria when I said ?F*** It ? I?m doing it? and then remember the god complex that descended down on me as I sat back in awe of my own powers over people. The fact that I could send Dany Heatley to the Canterbury Cream Ale (a team in my league) with merely the click of a button somehow entrenched my power as an owner, and solidified my place as top-flight wheeler-dealer in our pool. I also remember the night sweats that followed, along with the creeping doubts as Heatley had a four-point game the next night, while Fleury got pulled after allowing four goals on 12 shots. Flash forward to today, with the Penguins in the midst of a 13 game unbeaten streak, and I would have to say I am glad I made the deal when I did.

I guess what I am trying to say is that blockbuster deals just happen. You can sit there and try to come up with one for hours, and nothing will materialize. Other times, while discussing an Avery for Plekanec deal, you will suddenly find yourself including Pronger and Kovalchuk in the deal with a return request of Luongo and Sundin. It happens just like that, and most of the time, the decision is made just like that. I would say that most, if not all, big trades fall through if they are considered and/or digested overnight. This is why the feelings that come with these trades are so strong, and also why a big trade can revitalize your focus on your team, even if the trade doesn?t end up working in your favor immediately. Be patient, as I was with Fleury, and generally big name players have a way of maki