Fools – of the April Variety

Dobber Sports

2007-04-01

April Fool

 

Wow.

I knew a lot of chumps popped by this site from time to time, but I had no idea how many.

Did you really think that a site this awesome would go down like that?

Seeing that the date is April Fool's day, I thought "Hey, let's see how many fools come to my site." I'm disappointed to see that the answer is: lots.

 

 

First of all – this site is going nowhere but up. If you ever thought otherwise – shame on you. Being a fantasy hockey pro, you should know when there is a hot player to ride. In this case, that player is DobberHockey. What were you thinking? This is the best damn fantasy hockey site in history! Geez.

Here is my April Fools article.

Now, for a list of the suckers that fell for my April Fool's joke. Here is what some of the emails and forum posting's said…names will be left out to protect their anonymity:

(this one is the first…and my favorite: "Dobber, Before you go, I want you to know that you built the best fantasy hockey website I have ever been to. What you have achieved is remarkable and very appreciated. I don't want this site to stop. I started using fantasy hockey websites about 5 years ago. Since then I have used about 20 or 30 different sites. Yours is by far the best. None can compare. Even the pay sites that I have used are not as good.

I would pay $20 a year to belong to this site. Think about it Dobbs!!!

If you cant make it work, its a damn shame as this site has the best information, the best articles and the best website posters. Not just you and Buggs and the rest, but the common people that post comments are really knowledgeable about hockey. There is not a lot of flaming on this website which is not something most other sites can say.

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Dobbs, I'll miss you mate. Farewell my friend.")

(I got several of these…"what would it take to keep the site going?" and lots of subject lines with "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!")

(I'm touched on this one: "$20 i agree just tell me where to sign up , come on everyone this site is by far the best for fantasy info,seriously dobs' let us know what it will take to keep this going,to pay for an excellent service is money well spent.tim horton would understand one less double double every now and then i'm sure , lets get er done , do'nt throw in the towel yet dobber!)

(This guy here – clearly too smart. Watch out poolies, he's sharp! He didn't fall for anything: "I don't think any of Dobber's information is worth anything. Paypal donations…memberships to the site? pishaw…I can get my fantasy advice from Matt Romig over at yahoo thank you very much. Romig is winning his experts pool…what's Dobber doing this year? Oh yeah…rebuilding…that's Dobbercode for LOSING!" ~ mxpxillini35. I taught you well. You guys could all learn something from this one. Clearly, he knows that I'm hammering Romig in the Expert pool, he's just toying with me. He saw right through the April Fool's joke. Kudos!)

I had some emails suggesting expand to football, expand to baseball…thanks! Great support. You're still suckers! (haha)

Yes, some people saw right through the act…I won't get into those. You know who you are. I just wanted to point out some emails and postings so we can all have a laugh.

(From another reader "I am now hoping this is one big April fool's joke. Say it ain't so!")

It ain't so.

Bottom line: I rule. DobberHockey rules. You'll have to pry this keyboard out of my cold, dead hands if you want the fantasy info and tips to stop.

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UPCOMING GAMES

Jan 11 - 13:01 FLA vs BOS
Jan 11 - 16:01 BUF vs SEA
Jan 11 - 16:01 PIT vs OTT
Jan 11 - 19:01 MTL vs DAL
Jan 11 - 19:01 PHI vs ANA
Jan 11 - 19:01 CHI vs EDM
Jan 11 - 19:01 WPG vs COL
Jan 11 - 19:01 TOR vs VAN
Jan 11 - 19:01 STL vs CBJ
Jan 11 - 19:01 N.J vs T.B
Jan 11 - 20:01 NSH vs WSH
Jan 11 - 21:01 UTA vs NYI
Jan 11 - 22:01 CGY vs L.A
Jan 11 - 22:01 VGK vs NYR
Jan 11 - 22:01 S.J vs MIN

Starting Goalies

Top Skater Views

  Players Team
DANY HEATLEY
COLE CAUFIELD MTL
PATRICK KANE DET
DMITRI VORONKOV CBJ
JACKSON LACOMBE ANA

Top Goalie Profile Views

  Players Team
JAKUB DOBES MTL
ALEX LYON DET
SAM MONTEMBEAULT MTL
THATCHER DEMKO VAN
CONNOR HELLEBUYCK WPG

LINE COMBOS

  Frequency CHI Players
18.5 ILYA MIKHEYEV TYLER BERTUZZI CONNOR BEDARD
17.2 TAYLOR HALL NICK FOLIGNO JASON DICKINSON
17.2 PATRICK MAROON PHILIPP KURASHEV RYAN DONATO

DobberHockey Podcasts

Keeping Karlsson Short Shifts – Thanks for Vejmelkmories

Elizabeth and Lewis reunite to bring you all the latest fantasy news and strategy, such as how our siblings would fare if called on to fill our roles like Owen Sillinger did for bro Cole. Then it’s onto news including coverage of the postponed CGY/LAK game and defensive injuries piling up in MIN and putting some strain on Gustavsson’s performance. Injuries and outjuries include a pair of goalies returning to their teams in Ingram and Shesterkin, as well as how Monahan’s wrist injury opens the door for big minutes for Fantilli. Finally, the pair touch on Voronkov and PLD’s hot streaks, and discuss John Carlson’s rollercoaster in light of Chychrun’s production.

Keeping Karlsson: Tuch Hunch

On this edition of the Keeping Karlsson Fantasy Hockey Podcast mega-show, Elan and Brian tour every team, ranking a slate of the least bad goalies, noticing the wind in some Red Wings’ and Stars’ sails, dangling snoozer status above a pair of commonly rostered power-play quarterbacks, and rushing or strolling, accordingly, to some skaters on the up and up.

Keeping Karlsson: Short Shifts – New Year News

Jeremy and Shams are back to bring you up to speed on what happened in the Fantasy world during New Year’s Eve and Day. They cover all the injury news headlined by Nichushkin and a couple of starting goalies and close with hot and cold streaks that include two big name defensemen that might be […]

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Fools – of the April Variety

Dobber Sports

2007-04-01

April Fool

 

Wow.

I knew a lot of chumps popped by this site from time to time, but I had no idea how many.

Did you really think that a site this awesome would go down like that?

Seeing that the date is April Fool's day, I thought "Hey, let's see how many fools come to my site." I'm disappointed to see that the answer is: lots.

 

 

First of all – this site is going nowhere but up. If you ever thought otherwise – shame on you. Being a fantasy hockey pro, you should know when there is a hot player to ride. In this case, that player is DobberHockey. What were you thinking? This is the best damn fantasy hockey site in history! Geez.

Here is my April Fools article.

Now, for a list of the suckers that fell for my April Fool's joke. Here is what some of the emails and forum posting's said…names will be left out to protect their anonymity:

(this one is the first…and my favorite: "Dobber, Before you go, I want you to know that you built the best fantasy hockey website I have ever been to. What you have achieved is remarkable and very appreciated. I don't want this site to stop. I started using fantasy hockey websites about 5 years ago. Since then I have used about 20 or 30 different sites. Yours is by far the best. None can compare. Even the pay sites that I have used are not as good.

I would pay $20 a year to belong to this site. Think about it Dobbs!!!

If you cant make it work, its a damn shame as this site has the best information, the best articles and the best website posters. Not just you and Buggs and the rest, but the common people that post comments are really knowledgeable about hockey. There is not a lot of flaming on this website which is not something most other sites can say.

📢 advertisement:

Dobbs, I'll miss you mate. Farewell my friend.")

(I got several of these…"what would it take to keep the site going?" and lots of subject lines with "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!")

(I'm touched on this one: "$20 i agree just tell me where to sign up , come on everyone this site is by far the best for fantasy info,seriously dobs' let us know what it will take to keep this going,to pay for an excellent service is money well spent.tim horton would understand one less double double every now and then i'm sure , lets get er done , do'nt throw in the towel yet dobber!)

(This guy here – clearly too smart. Watch out poolies, he's sharp! He didn't fall for anything: "I don't think any of Dobber's information is worth anything. Paypal donations…memberships to the site? pishaw…I can get my fantasy advice from Matt Romig over at yahoo thank you very much. Romig is winning his experts pool…what's Dobber doing this year? Oh yeah…rebuilding…that's Dobbercode for LOSING!" ~ mxpxillini35. I taught you well. You guys could all learn something from this one. Clearly, he knows that I'm hammering Romig in the Expert pool, he's just toying with me. He saw right through the April Fool's joke. Kudos!)

I had some emails suggesting expand to football, expand to baseball…thanks! Great support. You're still suckers! (haha)

Yes, some people saw right through the act…I won't get into those. You know who you are. I just wanted to point out some emails and postings so we can all have a laugh.

(From another reader "I am now hoping this is one big April fool's joke. Say it ain't so!")

It ain't so.

Bottom line: I rule. DobberHockey rules. You'll have to pry this keyboard out of my cold, dead hands if you want the fantasy info and tips to stop.

Leave A Comment

UPCOMING GAMES

Jan 11 - 13:01 FLA vs BOS
Jan 11 - 16:01 BUF vs SEA
Jan 11 - 16:01 PIT vs OTT
Jan 11 - 19:01 MTL vs DAL
Jan 11 - 19:01 PHI vs ANA
Jan 11 - 19:01 CHI vs EDM
Jan 11 - 19:01 WPG vs COL
Jan 11 - 19:01 TOR vs VAN
Jan 11 - 19:01 STL vs CBJ
Jan 11 - 19:01 N.J vs T.B
Jan 11 - 20:01 NSH vs WSH
Jan 11 - 21:01 UTA vs NYI
Jan 11 - 22:01 CGY vs L.A
Jan 11 - 22:01 VGK vs NYR
Jan 11 - 22:01 S.J vs MIN

Starting Goalies

Top Skater Views

  Players Team
DANY HEATLEY
COLE CAUFIELD MTL
PATRICK KANE DET
DMITRI VORONKOV CBJ
JACKSON LACOMBE ANA

Top Goalie Profile Views

  Players Team
JAKUB DOBES MTL
ALEX LYON DET
SAM MONTEMBEAULT MTL
THATCHER DEMKO VAN
CONNOR HELLEBUYCK WPG

LINE COMBOS

  Frequency BUF Players
24.6 JASON ZUCKER TAGE THOMPSON DYLAN COZENS
19.8 ALEX TUCH JJ PETERKA RYAN MCLEOD
14.9 JACK QUINN PEYTON KREBS ZACH BENSON

DobberHockey Podcasts

Keeping Karlsson Short Shifts – Thanks for Vejmelkmories

Elizabeth and Lewis reunite to bring you all the latest fantasy news and strategy, such as how our siblings would fare if called on to fill our roles like Owen Sillinger did for bro Cole. Then it’s onto news including coverage of the postponed CGY/LAK game and defensive injuries piling up in MIN and putting some strain on Gustavsson’s performance. Injuries and outjuries include a pair of goalies returning to their teams in Ingram and Shesterkin, as well as how Monahan’s wrist injury opens the door for big minutes for Fantilli. Finally, the pair touch on Voronkov and PLD’s hot streaks, and discuss John Carlson’s rollercoaster in light of Chychrun’s production.

Keeping Karlsson: Tuch Hunch

On this edition of the Keeping Karlsson Fantasy Hockey Podcast mega-show, Elan and Brian tour every team, ranking a slate of the least bad goalies, noticing the wind in some Red Wings’ and Stars’ sails, dangling snoozer status above a pair of commonly rostered power-play quarterbacks, and rushing or strolling, accordingly, to some skaters on the up and up.

Keeping Karlsson: Short Shifts – New Year News

Jeremy and Shams are back to bring you up to speed on what happened in the Fantasy world during New Year’s Eve and Day. They cover all the injury news headlined by Nichushkin and a couple of starting goalies and close with hot and cold streaks that include two big name defensemen that might be […]

FIND US ON FACEBOOK

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