Thoughts on Draisaitl, Girardi, and what to name your cat
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I’m contemplating getting an orange tabby cat. Everyone I’ve spoken to says they are one of the best natured animals you’ll find. Friendly, affectionate, and in need of endless belly-rubs.
Assuming I get one, the next question is what would said cat be named? Something related to Nichushkin would be nice. An ode to my fanboy-like adoration of the young winger. This creates a potential issue, however. What if Nichushkin ends up as a bust? It’s not fun to think about, but he certainly wouldn’t be the first former first round pick to fizzle out. Posting 15 goal seasons, with no penalty minutes, and limited shots, before eventually leaving for the KHL at 27. This would hurt my fantasy team and leave me with some cat named after a relatively nondescript former NHLer.